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| I shit you not, that is actually a sticker. I've never really taken the time to look at the symbols until recently, so I dont know how long they've been doing this, and if its only TDK, but that is definitely a subtle symbol for homemade porn. What I want to know is, do people really use this sticker? I couldn't imagine that they did, but here's how I think it would play in a family setting: |
| MOTHER: Thats Tommy's first soccer practice, oooh this ones a little music video sarah made with her friends, oh and right here, this is our fuck tape. The one we fuck on using the same camera that captured sally's first steps, yeah, that camera. We use the tripod you got us, Grandma, thanks again for that. We set it up and just fuck like wild. You can tell it's our fuck tape because of this convenient little sticker here. See? It's a couple carressing eachother, it helps us know which tapes we fuck on and which tapes Grandma's birthday is on. Well, actually, this one here has both. We didnt have enough blank tapes. So lets just fast forward. FATHER: Honey, do you really think we should - MOTHER: We make these tapes because someday we'll be real old, just like you Grandma, and we wont be able to have the passionate wild hot porno sex that we used to have because we wont have the energy or something might break, or some things might not get hard enough, and other things might not get wet enough. so all we'll have are these tapes that we can watch to make us hot, and get us in the mood. So, anywhoo, I present to you Grandma's Birthday party 1996. (The Mother presses play) TELEVISION: That stings my cock- MOTHER: Ooops, lets just fast forward a bit here. FATHER: Oh god. I'm so sorry you had to see this, Grandma. GRANDMA: Its okay. I made a few of those in my day. They're what I watch to remind me of your grandfather. Who died. You know, when I was your age I didnt have convenient little stickers for our fuck 8 millimeter reels. We had to hand carve them ourselves. And half the time kids would just think it was the symbol for a circus movie. (The Father vomits for a full half hour ) |
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| Most blank VHS tapes provide you with labels. Often times you are given a few blank stickers to write your own label, and you also have the option of using one of the picture symbols that are offered. These symbols range from such standard home video uses as sporting events to dance recitals. But lets face it, folks, home camcorders are notoriously used for things other than sporting events, and dance recitals ... if you know what I mean. I'm talking about fucking (Wink wink). The good folks at TDK are very aware of this. That is why, among their extensive list of choices, they have a fuck tape symbol. There's no beating around the bush (in a sense) when it comes to the TDK home video sticker R & D team. They know what you're doing with your camcorders, and they want to help you out. Let's face it. We've all been there. You've just finished video taping a raunchy amateur porn video of you and your wife fucking in all the different rooms in the house, and you want to neatly label the tape with a simple sticker so you can place it with the rest of the videos in your library facing outwards for all the guests to see, but what's this? They don't have a fuck tape sticker? Well thats just inconvenient. Don't worry, TDK feels your pain. Next time you try anal and want to capture the moment with your home video camera, but need to label it properly so you don't get it mixed up with your daughter's first steps, TDK is there for you. Observe. |
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| The Johnson family sits in the family room with Grandma to watch home videos. |