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| Evidently, I'm not the only weirdo on the internet . . . |
| The original ad was deleted by its author before I was able to save it. I assume they deleted it because of me. The Title was "Couple Looking for First time Threesome". Followed by several pictures of a scantily clad beefy couple with weathered, grimacing mugs on their faces, common in New England. I sent them an email and they got back to me right away. |
From: Sarah Greenwich To: Jenn and Peter Hi. My name is Sarah. I noticed your ad on craigslist and am interested. Please respond to exchange details. - Sare Bear From: Jenn and Peter To: Sarah Hi Sarah Thanx for responding could you send us a pic, we have plenty of pics and you hopefully seen what we look like already. here is another pic , let us know what you think and where are you from anyway? I am 33 and he is 38 how old are you? write back thanx jenn and peter (One Picture was of a burly man with his top off sporting an "I'm gonna git you" grin. The other picture was of the wife Taking a picture of her ass held up to a mirror. Very distasteful, If you ask me) From: Sarah To Jenn and Peter I am 28 years old and from the Boston Area. Before I send you any photos, I would like to warn you ahead of time that I do not have any toes. Unfortunately, to some people this is a turnoff. However to others this can be just the right feature (or lack thereof) to make for an exciting, unforgettable experience. Not having toes opens the doors to many avenues the toe'd are not able to explore - if you know what I mean ;) If this is fine with you guys, please let me know and I will send pics. - Sare Bear From Jenn and Peter to Sarah we do not judge anyone we are very respectful so by all means send pics please, as far as you concerns we have never seen anyone who is perfect anyway but if you want our honest opinion we wouldnt play around with it at all. thanx peter and jenn and what did you think of our pics ? From: Sarah To: Jenn and Peter Okay. Now that I know you are not discriminatory, I can be completely honest. My toes aren't the only feature I am missing. I am also missing my left eye. Technically, half of it is still there, but I prefer to keep an eye patch over the socket so as not to gross anybody out. You see, years ago I was in a terrible prom accident and came home mildly disfigured. I lost my left eye and all of my toes. Fortunately for you two, I have taken advantage of my misfortune and exploit my handicaps in the sack. A few guys have told my that my eye feels better than anything else they've tried. Let me know if you are fine with this and I will promptly send pics. -Sare Bear From: Jenn and Peter To: Sarah actually what we arent fine with is people fucking around with us. From: Sarah To: Jenn and Peter I assure you I am not fucking around. That is why I wanted to warn you ahead of time. I want to make sure we are on the same page before I send revealing photos of myself. If you are not comfortable with my socket and knobs, I understand. -Sare Bear From: Jenn and Peter To: Sarah how would we know if you never sent us a pic usually that means your a guy or something From: Sarah To: Jenn and Peter Here is a photo of myself. Let me know what you guys think. From: Jenn and Peter To: Sarah we got the pic and thanx for responding and being honest. We were looking for a woman a little thicker as that is our attraction. thanx again From: Sarah To: Jenn and Peter Just admit it. It was the eye. It's always the eye. -Sarah From: Jenn and Peter To: Sarah well its not the eye as much as you saying that guys tell you that you eye is the best they felt???? and your too skinny unless you got a nice round ass we are not usually interested. From: Sarah To: Jenn and Peter Well... there is one other detail I left out. In that prom accident, I also lost my ass. I was going to tell you before we hooked up. I swear. From: Jenn and Peter To: Sarah ur sick and we dont have time for your games ok gook luck |
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