February 05, 2006
Hey Georgio,
Mark-o-rama here. I don’t know if you're aware of this, but there's this game that people like play on www.google.com where they type in your name, or "president" and then a derogatory word like "disgrace", or "asshole" to see how many results they can get. (Disgrace= 464,000. Asshole= 579,000)
Why they do this, I don’t know. I think it's because if you try any other name, you get piss poor results. My name, Mark Gallagher, for example, in conjunction with "asshole" recieves an unimpressive 275. Try it with "Prick" and you get an even more pathetic 139. But if we try prick with your name, we're talking 167,000. Now we're cooking with gas.
If you ever decide to try it sometime, a little word of warning. Don't get too upset when you try your name with "dick" 12,500,000) A lot of those articles are simply about you and vice president Dick Cheyney. Sure, some of them are about how much of a dick you are. Some of them may even be about how much of a dick both you and Dick Cheyney are. But a good number of them mean no harm.
In your defense, Presi-buddy, if we pair your name with "pants" the result is about 1,900,000. Which means that almost 2 million people feel that you are either "pants" or "pants-like". It can't hurt to know that more people find you to be "pants" than those that do "asshole". Not that some don't find you to be both.
And if we try you with "the". Well forget about it. 93,700,000. Don't you wish we could take that to the bank?
So don't feel too bad, you've still got some pretty good numbers going for you. But next time you are online and bored, well now you have a new game to play.
Take it easy, and talk to you later
- Mark Gallagher |
